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<fredrik> WOO
<fredrik> i wrote my first evar pi calculating program
<fredrik> it uses like 150 characters of code and it calculates one correct decimal

<nxn> no seriously though
<nxn> I started reading all this shit
<nxn> I honestly forgot I smoked crack
<nxn> I don't know you forget something like that
<nxn> but I did
<xooz98> is that a side effect of smoking crack?
<nxn> if it, it's a damn good one

<_Hyena_> I once lost at monopoly and became a communist for a year
<_Hyena_> People used to call me "Tommy the Commie"

<Liam> gay hentai is gay, but non-gay hentai is like... not

<Assmaster> I told my mom about UD Radio
<Assmaster> She thinks it's pretty cool
<Assmaster> You hear that?
<Assmaster> My mom thinks Im cool
<Assmaster> Eat it suckers

<Bloodshedder> i don't remember saying that
<Bloodshedder> believe me if i said something that witty i'd remember it

<nxn> os x is the only unix 03 registered OS
<esselfortium> meaning what?
<nxn> it has full unix compliance
<GhostlyDeath> nxn: The Mac Community feels insulted if you call their OS UNIX or BSD
<esselfortium> GhostlyDeath: lolwut? and you windows/linux users need to stop referring to us mac users as homogenous :P
<GhostlyDeath> esselfortium: You are all the same
<esselfortium> GhostlyDeath: ahuh okay, just like black people
<Bloodshedder> george bush doesn't care about mac users

<mewse> man now i cant get walmart chick googley eyes
<mewse> FOUR OH FOUR'D!!!
<mewse> my mouth tastes like blood
<fleggtar> what
<fleggtar> those are the 3 most random phrases i've ever seen in an irc channel

<Isle> i thought i found carmen sandiego but it turned out to be some gay vampire

<> * Isle is back, from (sex with quasar) [gone 1day 9mins 29secs]

<Quasar`> you'd think there'd be ONE girl somewhere in the world who would be like "OMG SOURCE PORT HACKERS MAKE ME HOT!"

<Bot> Quote #268: '<thefwf> I have decent boobs'
<[CSI]thundare> hi
<thefwf> hey
<[CSI]thundare> want to join
<thefwf> no
<[CSI]thundare> we need a girl
<thefwf> I'm a guy
<[CSI]thundare> u have boob's
<thefwf> and?
<[CSI]thundare> wow
<[CSI]thundare> nothing

<Faint> zark: I'm working on it
<zark> i'm working on your mom
<Faint> is she broken
<zark> i dunno
<zark> there's this loud moan every time i stick it in her, i don't know if that's intentional

<lament> chernobyl?
<lament> it happened in 1987 didn't it
<lament> and orion is 16
<lament> and poland borders with ukraine
<lament> THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

<RTC_Marine> rofl, ok this is a true story
<RTC_Marine> there is a bush down the back of my house
<RTC_Marine> and some kids are playing down there, making a shitload of noise
<RTC_Marine> I yelled out to them "Hey shutup!!!"
<RTC_Marine> and they said "fuck you"
<RTC_Marine> I said "if you don't shut up, I'll bring out my 303" (which I don't have)
<RTC_Marine> they said "do it then"
<RTC_Marine> so, what I did was, I brought one of my stereo speakers outside, turned my 70 watt stereo up to full and blasted an echoing rifle sound from Immoral conduct
<RTC_Marine> they all fucked off screaming
<Dest-X> I could see that working

<nxn> ok... my life just sky rocketed into planet bullshit
<nxn> in the past 5 minutes I realized the amount of homework tripled in 5 days... I already failed a test in spanish, I can't understand shit, I got another tomorrow, I have no time for homework either because tomorrow is the summer reading shit and I gotta read those books int he next 2 hours
<nxn> oh, and I'm doing dope on sunday

<CSonicGo> I found an old kiss record today in a closet of a gym
<CSonicGo> from the 70s, never opened
<EarthQuake> wow
<CSonicGo> I'm sure some teacher took it from a kid and stashed it
<Bloodshedder_> so are you saying after you retrieved it, you came out of the closet
<EarthQuake> haha
<CSonicGo> well I couldn't stay in there
<EarthQuake> hahaha
<CSonicGo> it smelled like rat-ass

<Quasar`> I remember the first time I accidentally made myself feel good was when I was like 5
<Quasar`> I stuck a pillow between my legs
<Bloodshedder> PLEASE STOP

<Quasar`> fuck off
<xooz98> i swear. i'm going to change my name to off and follow people around

<pr1tch> I always thought scots were thin
<AirRaid> scots can be right fat gits
<darknation> yeah
<darknation> it's the country... it;s so depressing
<darknation> you want to eat scotland to get rid of it

<picklehammer> I hope zdoom gets vibrator support

<nxn> 11:30 pm... my MOTHER FUCKING PARENTS GOT THE COUCH STUCK IN THE NEIGHBORS DOOR WAY AND WE NEED TO CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!

<nxn> dude I'm playing tic tac toe with this chick over a doodle drawing thing
<nxn> I put down an X in the middle and she's like "OMFG CAMPER!!"

<nxn> my sister just bought me a shitload of clothes
<nxn> plus this awesome leather jacket
<nxn> that looks like it was digested by a cow
<nxn> it's fucking awesome

<Liam_the_Bard> that is not 180 pounds of muscle hunnybunny
<Liam_the_Bard> that is 180 pounds of SODA

* Hodapp runs up to xooz98 and tried to sell him Boy Scout Cookies or something
<AlexMax> boy scouts sell popcorn
<AlexMax> lame
<xooz98> those aren't boy scouts!!!
<Hodapp> tell about the time you tried to petition to get a Masturbation merit badge

<Waldon> The girlfriend asked me last night what bukkake is. I told him to search for it on google.

<mewseWork> ok i'm homoe now
<mewseWork> i mean homo
<mewseWork> I MEAN HOME

<Scuba> I was hanging out with a woman today and she said she was flawless
<xooz98> but then you pointed out that she was hanging out with you

<SargeBaldy> heh lüt, hear about kat's demise in a car crash yet?
<Silverwyvern> first car crash to ever knock new genitals onto someone..

<Kramm> i need to eat something
<Kramm> but the light in my room burnt out
<Kramm> so i can't find my way to the door

<pritch> how can anyone not find a clitoris? thats like driving to south east England and missing London somehow

<Linguica> i have just pretended to be a guy for all this time
<Linguica> i am actually the girl in that picture

<guildenstern> ling is cyb
<guildenstern> I'm surprised nobody has figured it out earlier
<guildenstern> that's why "ling" wasn't at doomcon 2k4
<guildenstern> multiple personality disassociative identity disorder caused the creation of doomworld and doomnation and the rift thereof

<meatwad> 16. Who co stars next to dirk in naughty amateur home videos?
<meatwad> Here's a hint, Anar_ _____
<Xenophon_> anark avre
<thefwf> Anarkavre
<Assmaster> Anarkavre

<endura> I'm getting special treatment in #phpfreaks because I said I was a chick

<tobester> I just found my home proctology kit

<Kaiser> okay go
<Kaiser> you there?
<Kaiser> heh AgentSpork - I hope your connection isn't dying
* AgentSpork (~AgentSpor@pool-71-114-61-140.washdc.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
<AirRaid> heh.

<fredrik> too much detail is when the lights in your house begin to flash every time you run the nodes builder

<skat_> somehow I doubt colonel SL4's chicken is as tasty as colonel sander's
<Hobbs> colonel sl4s chicken is made with an even more secret recipie
<esselfortium> yes.
<esselfortium> and it doesn't even include semen.

<Liam> ok the lameness is overwhelming so it's time to get on a COUNTERSTRIKE PUBLIC SERVER
<Liam> hear that
<Liam> i'm gonna play counterstrike cause the players are less lame than these quotes
<Liam> burn

<Jayextee> SimSim: The game that lets you pretend you're playing a game.

Hodapp> I played your mom's guitar with all 5 fingers
(CSonicGo) ooh what chord
<Hodapp> F!
<Sangueffusor> F, A, and G

<AgentSpork> I'm glad I've been staying away from IRC lately.
<Danarchy> no, no, this is a recent development
<Danarchy> like your manboobs
<AgentSpork> Oh shit, how did those get there?
<Danarchy> someone has been slipping you estrogen
<Markov> Operations

<thefwf> is bash.org dead?
<joesson> i hope so
<joesson> there's only so much unfunny the inernets can take before it swallows the site up
<joesson> i know, i see the shadow of it every time i make a really bad joke

<Jon-> I saw my fucking uncle from 10 miles away leave because nobody would answer the door
<tom_> how can you see from 10 miles away

<orion> I can imagine andrewb in a car race, all the racers are ligned up 3, 2, 1, GO and andrewb hits reverse
<orion> although he's going fast, he's still going the wrong way

<BigBadGangsta> schepe : would you touch fraggle's peepee?
<schepe> maybe if he was attractive.

<IMJack> there's a saying:
<IMJack> 6 kills on Quake 3 is "Excellent"
<IMJack> 6 kills on UT is "Rampage"
<IMJack> 6 kills on CounterStrike is "Kicked by console"

<mystican> u musta done something or changed something
<DVS01> I DID NOT!!!
<DVS01> CUM DOES NOT HURT HARDWARE!