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*** Quasar` has joined #zdoom.
<Quasar`> 'lo
<SoM_> Quasar`
<SoM_> 'sup?
<SoM_> Quasar`: your timing is amazing!
<SoM_> I'm just about to step out the door

* Hodapp runs up to xooz98 and tried to sell him Boy Scout Cookies or something
<AlexMax> boy scouts sell popcorn
<AlexMax> lame
<xooz98> those aren't boy scouts!!!
<Hodapp> tell about the time you tried to petition to get a Masturbation merit badge

<meatwad> heh theres a movie coming out on saturday called timeline
<DD_133> I only have to get 202 mb
<DD_133> for 2001
<DD_133> Um didn't timeline already come out
<meatwad> :(
<DD_133> Isn't it a book as well
<meatwad> premeiring on scifi on saturday
<meatwad> fuck
<meatwad> how do i manage to get timelined on a movie called timeline thats some shit

<{BaRaKa}> i got fired from a job twice for same exact thing
<{BaRaKa}> i didnt know what she ment by "Just make sure what happened last time doesnt again"

<schepe> i faked an orgasm once
<xooz98> haha
<xooz98> what, did you toss rancid milk on her stomach?
<schepe> xooz: no, i used a condom and got rid of it before she could see it was empty
<schepe> i was really tired and wanted to get it over with so i could sleep

<Linguica> i have just pretended to be a guy for all this time
<Linguica> i am actually the girl in that picture

<Carnevil> Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

<Quasar`> I'm never going to get to order an AVGN DVD :P
<hobbs> theres a lot of things you're never going to do
<joe_> your mom is not one of them

(nxn) cd /var/www
(nxn) ls
(nxn) shit
(nxn) how the fuck did I even do that
(nxn) I was looking at this window for like a solid minute and I thought it was my bash prompt

<_BahdKo_> unidoom?
<_BahdKo_> is that like doom with unicorns?

<Jehar> why do my eyes hurt
<Jehar> i need sleep
<Jehar> good thing i can type with my eyyes cleos
<Bob> apparently not

<gatewatcher> rg==esco
<xooz98> that would be hiliarious
<xooz98> YO MAN I BE SO DEPRESSED UP IN HERE

<Linguica> if you think av sucks then you are stupid
<rayle> it was ugly and easy
<Linguica> no you're ugly and easy
<rayle> omg owned
<rayle> I bow to your superior wit Linguica

<_Hyena_> Don't you wish you were Japanese
<_Hyena_> Then you could act as crazy as you want, and not only would people not recoil at your presence, but they'd give you a T.V. show

<sanmingzhi> Quasar`: so if you were king of the world
<sanmingzhi> what would you decree to fix society
<Quasar`> I wish I had a PSX emu that could run SOTN

<chroz> isnt it nice to think that youve all had your faces up your mothers cunts

<Bloodshedder> holy kleenex batman! he was right under our noses and we blew it!

<Quasar``> I need to write a program that email bombs every classicgaming.com address every time their stupid server sends me to an ad page instead of what I clicked on
<Quasar``> I need sex

<gargoylol> http://www.planetgargoyle.com/fbh31.jpg
<thefwf> is it gargoyle porn?
<Xenophon_> no
<Sangueffusor> yes
<thefwf> hmm
<thefwf> i'll merge those 2 responses
<thefwf> into a maybe

<Bloodshedder> come on down! you're the next defendent on "the price is riaa!"

<nxn> I had to wake up at 7:25 today only having 10 minutes to go to school when it takes me like 25 minutes to get there
<nxn> somehow my head was on the keyboard
<nxn> it left imprints on my face

<darknation> warning: darknation is drunk, volitile yet still capible of hitting the correct keyboard keys 2ith only a 5% margin or error.
<darknation> er, make that 10%

<@pritchoid> heh
<@pritchoid> I just realized
<@pritchoid> new data plan today
<@pritchoid> I can now irc anywhere!
<Air|iPhone> Aren't you driving
<@pritchoid> maybe
<@pritchoid> its safe enough
<@pritchoid> oops
<@pritchoid> she'll live

<_5hfifty> but i'm australian emo
<_5hfifty> we use crocodiles not razor blades

<Csonicgo> my dad and mom met on CB btw
<xooz98> did they have cbersex?
<xooz98> "i'm unloading my shipment"
<xooz98> "OHGOD 10-4"

(Danarchy) WTF
(Danarchy) Mavis Beacon isn't a real person
(Danarchy) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Danarchy) my life is a lie

<SoM> <bardcat> it hurts to burp and fart at the same time. <--- the mentally stimulating conversation you can find in #zdoom

<iori_strippers> wee
* iori_strippers is now known as iori_
<iori_> stripper was ok
<iori_> she lit her tits on fire
<iori_> hello?

<Harrison> CDBurnerXP just ruins my dicks.
<Harrison> *disks
<Harrison> DONT SAY A FUCKING WORD

<Naveed> howd u say /quit irc without actually quitting irc
<Danarchy> /quit lol I win
<Naveed> does /quit do nothing
<Tom_D> yeah, /quit does nothing
<deathz0r> nav: correct
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<sanmingzhi> no one is banned in #doom right now
<sanmingzhi> its a utopia of shared unmongliness
<notmewse> wtf are you doing you retard
<notmewse> don't advertise it

<nxn> another nose bleed... teh yay!
<darknation> nxn: stop sticking things in it
<nxn> I can't help it, nose sex is soo great

<zarkyb> at least back up your opinions
<DOOMD00D> zarkyb ci dont feel i have too
<zarkyb> and that is because...?
<DOOMD00D> becuase i alread now im smart than you

<Cyb> I'm waiting for carmack to say he's limiting mp support to 1 player
<Cyb> so you can deathmatch yourself

<_Hyena_> I once lost at monopoly and became a communist for a year
<_Hyena_> People used to call me "Tommy the Commie"

<Ralphis> I'm discussing
<fragglet> its spelled disgusting

<xooz98> disastral projection
<xooz98> where you leave your body and hit the chandelier

<pdk> bbg: how dare you say quas will never get ladi
<pdk> LAID
<DJ_Haruko> I almost did.
<DJ_Haruko> THen a damn snowstorm stopped me
<pdk> a snowstorm stopped you from getting laid?
<DJ_Haruko> Driving 22 miles in the middle of a blizzard isn't fun
<Use3d> i think that would be called devine intervention

<endura> wtf
<endura> I kicked out Isle a few times and now I have an erection

<AlexMax> I might have asked this before
<AlexMax> But what is a good program for making midis for doom
<AlexMax> don't need a bunch of bells and whistles
<Psyrus> Just don't use those instruments then.
<AlexMax> fuck you

<fragglet> i should learn to play piano
<fragglet> that would be the ultimate irony

<liam> my mom offered me a joint
<liam> you do not have to believe it, it is the truth
<liam> i passed, if you're wondering

<Toke> its ViolenTed
<ViolentEd> Yep
<Toke> i thought you went on a religous pilgramige or something
<ViolentEd> haha
<ViolentEd> I found a jesus shaped corn-flake and took a vacation
<ViolentEd> Iv'e left the community 'for good' like 10 times
<Toke> did you come back after you ate the corn flake?
<ViolentEd> Nah, I found a corn flake shaped like a caco

<Tobester> she keeps getting on my comp and telling people that she's my sex puppet but my boner is still dry
<Tobester> i dont know what im gonna do
<Tobester> err wrong window

<lament> i memorized all digits of pi
<lament> all of them
<lament> 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0

<Ralphis> heh
<Ralphis> anyway
<Ralphis> my mom walked in on me
<Ralphis> with some porn up
<Ralphis> its become so casual getting caught now
<Ralphis> she used to be like
<Ralphis> "I'm so ashamed of you"
<Ralphis> now it has become "You really need a girlfriend man"

<Nanami> Life is full of surprises.
<Nanami> And fags.
<Nanami> Lots of fags.

<SargeBaldy> heh, i knew a guy who played russian roulette
<SargeBaldy> with himself
<SargeBaldy> and lost

< BBG> nxn : find some chick
< BBG> And get her to slibslob the ol' knob
< nxn> shut up, it doesn't work like that
< nxn> you don't run around the city trying to get head
< nxn> because it wont work
< nxn> and if it does you'll have herpes

<Linguica> hooray
<Linguica> andrewb mailed tnc to me
<Linguica> and it got flagged as spam
<Linguica> and i deleted it